Hello Blog! Long time no see.
Blog: It’s long time no write actually, but ok.
Fine then Blog be a pedant.
Blog: Password please.
Of yes, of course. [@@@@@@@@@]
Darn. Must be with a capital letter [@@@@@@@@@0]
Blog: Incorrect again. :-p
Well would you mind telling me which part is incorrect?
Blog: Yes. I would mind.
Blog: Ok, I’ll ask you a secret question instead.
I don’t have a secret question set!
Blog: I know. So I can make it up.
U-huh. Alright. Hit me with it.
Blog: How many cats do you have?
Are you kidding? That’s the most pathetic secret question. Everyone knows the answer.
Blog: If you’d bothered to give me a secret question, I’d ask you a secret one. Since you didn’t, I’m calling the shots. Now shut up and answer me. How many cats?
2, 4, 5?
Blog: 245 is incorrect.
No, 2, 4 OR 5
Blog: This is question. It has one answer. Not three. Choose one.
But blog you know full well that your question has 3 answers. Would you care to rephrase to how many cats live with me? Then I can categorically answer 2.
Blog: Nope. Not rephrasing. I’m trying to annoy you as punishment for leaving me alone.
Ok, ok I get it blog. I know i’ve been a little lax.
Blog: A little?
Ok, a lot. It’s for a good reason I promise. I’ve been building a database which will make service better for deaf kids learning to speak
Blog: Well are you finished?
Blog: From what I hear, there’s more finishes than Dame Nellie.
Yes, well, not my fault. I’ve given my all. Besides, that’s why I said ‘nearly’. I’m not saying I’m done until every document is signed and I can know they won’t come back. So, do you want to talk about you instead blog?
Blog: Me? Oh I haven’t been doing much. I’ve been sitting here waiting for you to return. It’s a boring life really. People visit me and because you aren’t here, I can’t reply.
Oh. Sorry to hear that blog. (Gulp. I’m really losing it. I’m starting to apologise to my computer). Would you like a jelly baby?
PS: I’ll be back. Shortly. I hope.