The creep stop
I want to know when people stopped stopping at stop signs. It’s not like they hold some kind of cryptic message as some road signs do. These don’t have weird symbols, just the word STOP. (without the full stop that is), so why isn’t it that people do anything but stop?
Perhaps that red hexagon should contain the words: ‘fly’, ‘pretend I don’t exist’ or my favorite – ‘creep’. It gets the top prize in my mind because for a moment it looks like they are going to stop, and then they do nothing of the sort.
Sydney drivers are as obedient as cats. Only difference is I like cats.